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Rollout (Pokemon Battle! shot)Rock type - x10hpPlayed for 5 rounds, roll D10 each round, if you roll a 1, the attack has missed.Ingredients:80 proof liquorNon alcoholic mixerDirections: Each round, the ratio of liquor to mixer increases by 1/5th of a shot (roughly 7ml), the first round being 1/5th liquor to 4/5th’s mixer for 10 hp, second round 2/5ths to 3/5ths for 20hp, etc. Between Jigglypuff, Lickitung, Miltank, and Clefairy and Chansey by TM, I feel like there’s a weirdly disproportionate number of adorable pink pokemon that are able to learn such a devastating move. Zoom

Rollout (Pokemon Battle! shot)
Rock type - x10hp
Played for 5 rounds, roll D10 each round, if you roll a 1, the attack has missed.

Ingredients:
80 proof liquor
Non alcoholic mixer

Directions: Each round, the ratio of liquor to mixer increases by 1/5th of a shot (roughly 7ml), the first round being 1/5th liquor to 4/5th’s mixer for 10 hp, second round 2/5ths to 3/5ths for 20hp, etc.

Between Jigglypuff, Lickitung, Miltank, and Clefairy and Chansey by TM, I feel like there’s a weirdly disproportionate number of adorable pink pokemon that are able to learn such a devastating move.


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    For this to really be move-accurate, you need to be blindfolded when you do it and have to restart from the beginning...
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