Oh I feel the cosmos alright.

So with the introduction of the Facebook page, I’d also like to introduce a new weekly feature, in which I get totally blitzed and pose you, my sweet, lovely audience, a poorly worded and grammatically incorrect question!

Today’s subject of input is What is the best drunk game ever?

I for one, humbly submit that it is in fact, Pokemon Puzzle league.
I offer in evidence:

1. Gary Motherfucking Oak.
2. Even though it’s just a pokemon re-branding of Tetris Attack (the english version of Panel de Pon), It’s still horrifyingly addictive, much like every other pokemon game ever.
3. I personally get stupid good at this when I’m smashed. It’s kind of ridiculous.
4. Gary Motherfucking Oak.
5. Between stages offers ample time to get your drink on.
6. It’s actually pretty fun to watch other people play it if you happen to only have one N64 controller, which is probably the case after you broke all the other ones playing Mario Party when you were 12.
7. It’s your only reason left besides Majora’s Mask to drag out the N64 after the 3DS port of OoT. You know you secretly love the 3 handed alien controller, come on now. 

Personal runner up:
Katamari Damacy 

• Pros: It’s Katamari Damacy. 
• Cons: Motion sickness like whoa. Even while sober, I still get a little queasy from time to time. I’ve also found the multiplayer on the original and PS2 sequel We ♥ Katamari to be lacking. And let’s face it, it’s just not as fun to watch Katamari as it is to play it.

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